Author: Matt Ellis

    Freelance web writer. I like science, comics, and long walks on the beach. I write and draw this webcomic in crayon.


    Connect with me over:



    Check out my most recent posts:

  • Ghostbusters Ghost Trap
    7 Fantastic Movie Replicas You Can Actually Buy

    Jealous of the shopping options of fictional characters? We can relate. After all, if we could shop Amazon for the magical items that turn normal people into heroes, we wouldn’t need to watch movies, would we? But...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 3
  • Firefly-Marvel Agents of SHIELD
    The Whedon Formula: Why the Characters of Firefly and Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Would Get Along a Little TOO Well

    “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” said the Whedon brothers and sister-and-law/wife when they were planning Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  It seems that the crew of the Serenity has an awful lot in common with the...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Breaking Bad 72Pins
    Shut Up and Take My Money: 72Pins NES Cartridges

    Film and video game makers are always trying to make their visuals bigger, better, and more spectacular. However, very few seem to realize the truth at hand: graphics reached their peak with 8-bit. But then 8-bit became...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Disney Princesses with Beards 1
    Disney Princesses with Beards Put Our Sexual Awakenings Back to Sleep

    Yeah, we made a fuss about seeing The Little Mermaid when we were kids because it seemed like such a girly movie… but we sang a different tune during that scene when she got her legs and swam...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Superheroes with Part-Time Jobs 1
    Part-Time Jobs for Superheroes

    Everyone familiar with Spider-Man and his lovable, angst-ridden whining, knows crime doesn’t pay. But guess what? Crime-fighting doesn’t pay the bills either. Peter Parker was a photographer. Clark Kent was a journalist. Even Bruce Wayne was a...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 2
  • Video Game Christmas Card 2
    Video Game Christmas Cards to Reset Your Holiday Spirit

    Us gamers have our own language, full of acronyms (“GG”), insults (“N00b”), and poetry (“wankfest”). Which is why holiday cards that say things like “Wishing You and Yours a Merry Christmas” don’t make us excited for the...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Junior Devastator Gatling Gun
    Arm Yourself: “Safe” Toy Weapons You Don’t Need Permits For

    Ever since Wolfenstein made it okay to want to shoot things (you were just shooting Nazis in that game, it’s not like you were hurting people), our society has grown to not only accept its bloodlust, but...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Zombie Gnomes
    Proper Gnomenclature: Misfit Garden Gnomes

    Everybody knows gnomes are real. How else do plants grow so tall – photosynthesizing sunlight into energy using chlorophyll? What kind of magic mumbo-jumbo is that? You might as well say they hocus-pocus energy out of abracadabra!...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Socially Acceptable Stuffed Animals for Grown Men

    You’re a man… a manly man, even… and you don’t need to prove that to anyone, especially not Bobo your stuffed bear. (What would he know about being a man, anyway – he’s all soft on the...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 1
  • WowWee RoboMe
    Shut Up and Take My Money: WowWee RoboMe

    When we were kids, we loved Terminator 2… but the movie lost a little of its appeal when it started happening for real. When manufacturing robots came out, everyone was like, “oh, great, this giant metal arm...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 2
  • Game Boy Dress
    Top Ten Questionably Licensed Game Boy Products

    When we’re considering the most iconic images of the 20th century, the one that catches our eye most isn’t some sailor returning from the war and getting action in the street, nor is it that Marilyn Monroe...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 0
  • Kuratas
    Ultimate Wish List… Of Things We Can’t Afford

    You hear all the time about these billionaires who donate ridiculous sums of money to charity, and it’s like, “ohmigod, you’re wasting it!” You may be good at business or acting or being related to someone with...

    • Posted 11 years ago
    • 1