Colonel Meow Is Not Pleased

By on April 22, 2013


“Earth Day?” hisses Colonel Meow. “You mean Colonel Meow Day!”

Watch out Henri the Cat and Grumpy Cat! Your influence is on the wane!

Colonel Meow is the Angriest Cat on the Internet™. In a few short months, he has become a rising force on the web (because Facebook is everything) while his legion of minions has mushroomed. His awesome power sells state-approved T-Shirts and playing cards.

But notoriety and trinkets are only the beginning. Colonel Meow plans world domination. In the very near future, he will not only rule the Internet, he will be the Internet.

Fear not. Beneath Colonel Meow’s terrifying visage is a just and merciful soul. But, please…just don’t feed him cheap cat food.

About Joe Warner

I'm the senior editor of The CheckOut. I am an aficionado of shiny gadgets and classic Hollywood movies and can also tell you the names of the late '80s Swedish Davis Cup team members.

One Comment

  1. Mike Flacy

    April 24, 2013 at 11:46 am

    All hail Meow!

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