6 Awesome St. Paddy’s Day T-Shirts to Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day
Few holidays lend themselves to featuring t-shirts with clever sayings, obnoxious sayings, and everything in between better than St. Patrick’s Day. With that in mind we’ve come up with our list of the best St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts.
Sure, we could have compiled a list of rude sayings on these green t-shirts. (If someone shows up at your St. Patrick’s Day party with a t-shirt that says “póg mo thóin,” for example, go ahead and feel offended.) And you can count on seeing plenty of St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts featuring President Trump saying odd things this year.
Instead, we decided to steer clear of all of those things. Hopefully you’ll find our list of the top St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts more clever than disgusting.
Kiss Me, I’m Lucky
If you prefer not to follow the crowd when it comes to your t-shirt sayings, “Kiss me, I’m lucky,” will set you apart from all of the, “Kiss me, I’m Irish,” t-shirts you’re sure to see while bar hopping on St. Patrick’s Day. For a further differentiating factor, you don’t have to stick with basic green with this t-shirt slogan. It’s available in 10 colors, including three different shades of green.
Accio Beer
If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you’ll appreciate the “Accio Beer” t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day. In the Harry Potter series, the wizards and witches use the accio spell to summon an object. And what’s better to summon on St. Patrick’s Day than a frosty beer? Even Muggles can wear this t-shirt.
Paddy’s Irish Pub
Fans of the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia TV comedy will give you plenty of credit for wearing this t-shirt to your St. Patrick’s Day night out. Paddy’s Irish Pub is the fictional South Philadelphia bar that the show’s characters own and run unsuccessfully. (And if your friends don’t know the show, your Paddy’s Irish Pub t-shirt will be a great way to introduce it to them.)
I (Shamrock) Shenanigans
When you want to have a t-shirt that hints at an improper slogan but doesn’t come out and smack you over the head with it, the “I (Shamrock) Shenanigans” t-shirt works well. Shenanigans is a word that sounds leprechauny (I know that’s not a word, but stick with me for a little longer), making it great for this holiday.
And the meaning of the word shenanigans is just ambiguous enough that you’ll spark the reader’s imagination. Trust me: Those who read St. Patrick’s Day shirts that say things like “Fit Shaced” or “Luck You” don’t need to use their imagination.
Drinks Well With Others
Want to let others know you’re friendly after you’ve had a few drinks? The “Drinks Well With Others” t-shirt is the way to go, providing a clever play on the “works well with others” evaluation you may receive from your boss during an annual review.
Lucky Charms
When you’re looking for the best St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt, why not stick with the most famous leprechaun around, Lucky, from the Lucky Charms cereal? With this character, your shirt will appeal to plenty of different people you encounter on this holiday, including those who loved the cereal as kids (or as adults) and those who love vintage-looking t-shirts that actually are new. And if you need more of a kid-friendly, non-alcohol-related t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day, this is the one.
Bonus: Guinness
If you’re not drinking green beer on St. Patrick’s Day, the most famous Irish beer, Guinness, should be the choice. And we’ve found a green Guinness t-shirt for you to wear on March 17, rather than the traditional black shirts Guinness usually has, so you can avoid unwanted pinching.