If Major Companies / Brands Used Realistic Slogans: The Sequel

By on October 14, 2013

If you enjoyed the first entry into this series (a collection of logo ideas from the Reddit community), you are going to love part two. Showing off the work of the fine folks over at Honest Slogans, this collection of twenty logos applies a humorous and highly truthful slogan attached to each brand.

Targets for this batch of logos include Apple, Barnes & Noble, Ben & Jerry’s, Bugles, Campbell’s Soup, Chick-Fil-A, Crest 3D White Strips, Google, Grey Poupon, Hidden Valley, Hot Pockets, Kool-Aid, LEGO, Linkedin, MTV, Nyquil, Paypal, Pepsi, Waffle House and Microsoft’s Xbox Live.

These are our 20 favorites logos of the bunch, but you can find more on the Honest Slogans tumblr page. Check out the collection below:

Apple Slogans $2000 Facebook machines

Barnes & Noble it's a library

Ben & Jerry's Eat Away Your Feelings

Bugles: Edible Finger Swords

Campbell's Soup

Chick-Fil-A We didn't invent the Chicken, just a teenage girl on Facebook

Crest 3D White Strips: Teeth so White, The Can't Dance

Google: Just Try using another search engine

Grey Poupon

Hidden Valley Ranch

Hot Pockets


LEGO: The Bane of your foot's existence



Vick's NyQuil

Paypal: Because you have to.


Waffle House

Xbox Live

About Mike Flacy

Editor-in-Chief for The CheckOut. During my free time, I love to write about pop culture, home theater, digital photography, social media, mobile technology and cool gadgets!


  1. Marissa

    April 15, 2014 at 6:58 am

    So true. There’s a local store in our {VERY small} hometown and we like to give them the slogan of “What are ya gonna do, go somewhere else?” It’s not funny like the national ones though!

  2. Katt Lewis

    December 2, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    Ha! Ha! Those were pretty good, I also like the the Verizon slogan in the comments.

  3. dizturbed19

    November 14, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Verizon = You will not be able to hear me now or ever

  4. AC

    November 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Samsung Galaxy S4 = but does it make phone calls?

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