The Hands-Free Whopper, perfect when combined with a Beer Hat
Helping humanity take one step closer to the obese, lazy population seen in Pixar’s WALL-E, Burger King has announced a tool that allows people to eat a Whopper without using their hands.
Called the Hands-Free Whopper, a white plastic frame wraps around the user’s neck and the Whopper is placed in the burger-shaped, food trough directly in front of them. It looks similar to head gear used by professional harmonic players and functions identically to a feed bag strapped to a horse’s head.
Conceptually, this allows anyone to chow down on a a double Whopper with extra cheese while driving, typing, walking your dog, doing homework, working out in the yard – basically anything that requires your hands to be free. Combine this with a beer hat and you may never have to touch food or drink ever again.
On a test basis, the Hands-Free Whopper has been rolled out to fifty customers in Puerto Rico based off the loyalty program in the area. While there’s no announced plans to launch the Hands-Free Whopper tool in the U.S., only time will tell how long it will take before people will be roaming the streets with Whoppers strapped to their faces.
You can check out a full video detailing the laziest device ever created below:
One thing is absolutely certain as well:
[via Creativity Online]
dave_c
May 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm
I can’t decide whether to get rid of my stove or microwave to make room for this.