• Parrot Flower Power
    10 Lawn and Garden Tools for Feeling Superior to Nature

    Despite the bugs, the manual labor, and the soul-withering heat, for some strange and unknown reason, we love gardening. There’s just something about backseat driving with Mother Nature, telling her what plants should go where because, after...

    • Posted 8 years ago
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  • Zombie Gnomes
    Proper Gnomenclature: Misfit Garden Gnomes

    Everybody knows gnomes are real. How else do plants grow so tall – photosynthesizing sunlight into energy using chlorophyll? What kind of magic mumbo-jumbo is that? You might as well say they hocus-pocus energy out of abracadabra!...

    • Posted 10 years ago
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