Calvin and Hobbes Use Superpowers to Fight Back-to-School
Superheroes tend to have super problems, but what about the day-to-day trials and tribulations of everyman everykid Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes? Whether it be transmogrifying, visiting Mars, or avoiding character-building, fans know Calvin’s great power is an unbridled imagination.
Still, there are those times when the back-to-school reality threatens the spirit…
Times such as Miss Wormwood’s classroom with its ever-exacting tests…
Bear witness to the rise and fall of Stupendous Man!, champion of the test-taking coping mechanism. “S” is for Stupendous! “T” is for Tiger, Ferocity of! “U” is for underwear, Red! “P” for power, incredible! “E” for excellent physique! N for…um…Something…hm, Well, I’ll come back to that… “D” for determination! “U” for… wait, how do you spell this? Is it “I”??
(Calvin is Stupendous Man!…..and Flunks His Test from Best of Calvin and Hobbes)