30 Times when Delivery Drivers Failed at Hiding Packages

By on July 22, 2016

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We have all come home at least once to find an online shopping purchase hidden poorly around our home, if at all. Some delivery drivers are expert ninjas at hiding your packages from would-be thieves, but there are some folks that simply just don’t get it.

There’s probably some sort of motivational poster floating around in UPS and Fedex warehouses that states “When in Doubt, Hide it under the Mat!” With that in mind, here are some of the best hiding fails of your packages:

You are welcome…to steal this package!

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Definitely not a Brother laser printer.

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Wipe your feet on our packages before you enter.

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We like to give our packages a nice hat.

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Impossible to spot from the street!

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Who wants a new computer case? You’re welcome!

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Putting that mat over your grill was a team effort.

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This half-moon mat will disguise your tall speakers.

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Why bother with the front door when it fits so well?

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See-through mats are the best for hiding brightly colored boxes.

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What package? This is just a snow shovel.

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Surely, package thieves will only take the large box.

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This is clearly just another step of concrete.

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See-through star mats will protect anything.

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Stealthy apartment hiding, just amazing.

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The packages are here under my wiener.

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The kids built another mat fort again!

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Surely these extremely heavy chairs will protect it!

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Thanks OfficeMax! I can barely see it now.

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Leave! Nothing to see here!

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This seems like a artwork sculpture, put a mat on it.

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A rug hiding more rugs, what could possibly go wrong?

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Thieves will have no idea this is an expensive Bowflex machine.

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Making it super easy for thieves to drive and steal.

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When in doubt: Pin packages to ground with heavy stones.

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When in doubt deux: Hide a package under a mat, then under another package

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Hiding packages at eye level is a lost art.

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Note to self, buy fake corn for delivery man to use.

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Pumpkin welcome signs will hide anything, ANYTHING!

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That’s just part of the chair, you sillyhead.

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And as a bonus, here’s a few expert level hiding jobs from the true ninjas:

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At least thieves will need a ladder.

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Not Even Mad. That’s thinking outside the mat, for sure.

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What’s your worst package delivery experience? Tell us in the comments below.

About Mike Flacy

By day, I'm the Editor-in-Chief for The CheckOut in addition to being the content manager for Steve's Digicams and High-Def Digest. During my free time, I love to write about pop culture, home theater, digital photography, social media, mobile technology and cool gadgets!

3 Comments

  1. Carrie

    June 19, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    We do this to keep rain from pouring on top.

  2. Lori Pierce

    May 15, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    A few of them hiding jobs were actually pretty good. I think they should go to the back door if no one is at home.

  3. Pym

    July 22, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    I don’t see that it is deliverer problem q.if he hasn’t left unattended items before and knows they have been safe then he should leave rede livery notice and take package with him

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