30 Fictional Presidential Candidates better than Clinton or Trump
Has the never-ending presidential news cycle got you down? Are you burnt out on deciding which candidate you are supposed to hate more?
Don’t worry! We’ve put together some of our favorite fictional candidates for the 2016 election. Feel free to daydream of a perfect world in which any of these candidates would be running the show for the next four years.
Chewbacca / Solo for President!
“Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!”
Alf for President!
“Hide your Cats.”
Arya Stark for President!
“The North Remembers.”
Rufio for President!
“He’s the Pan Now.”
Bender for President
“You Meatbags Had Your Chance.”
Eric Cartman for President
“Respect my authoritah!”
Cave Johnson for President!
“Vote for me, if you want to live.”
Deadpool for President!
“Chimichangas for Everyone!”
Dexter for President
“Ending political corruption one life at a time.”
Gandalf for President!
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”
Hermione / Lovegood for President!
“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”
Rick Grimes / Daryl Dixon for President!
“Your best chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.”
Groot for President!
“I am Groot.”
Homer Simpson for President
“A campaign that would last no more than 1 episode.”
Hulk for President!
“Hulk SMASH!”
Kang / Kodos for President!
“You will toil in our underground chocolate quarries. “
Loki for President!
“Will greenlight 17 more Avengers movies.”
Megatron for President!
“Isn’t the survival of our race worth the life of a single human child?”
Obi-Wan Kenobi for President!
“Our Only Hope.”
Al Bundy for President!
“Remember our motto: We ain’t got it.”
Optimus Prime for President!
“Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing.”
Roger Smith for President!
“I’m going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.”
Scully / Mulder for President!
“The Truth is Out There.”
Snake Plissken for President!
“I don’t give a [email protected]% about your president!”
Spock for President!
“It’s the only logical choice.”
Sterling Archer for President!
“All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears…and some scotch.”
Ron Swanson for President!
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
Darth Vader for President!
“No, I am your president!”
Yoda for President!
“Vote or Vote not, there is no try.”
Zoidberg for President!
“I’m swelling with patriotic mucus!”
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