30 Fictional Presidential Candidates better than Clinton or Trump

By on August 4, 2016

Has the never-ending presidential news cycle got you down? Are you burnt out on deciding which candidate you are supposed to hate more?

Don’t worry! We’ve put together some of our favorite fictional candidates for the 2016 election. Feel free to daydream of a perfect world in which any of these candidates would be running the show for the next four years.

Chewbacca / Solo for President!


Chewbacca / Solo for President

Alf for President!

“Hide your Cats.”

Alf for President

Arya Stark for President!

“The North Remembers.”

Arya Stark for President

Rufio for President!

“He’s the Pan Now.”

Rufio for President

Bender for President

“You Meatbags Had Your Chance.”

Bender for President

Eric Cartman for President

“Respect my authoritah!”

Eric Cartman for President

Cave Johnson for President!

“Vote for me, if you want to live.”

Cave Johnson for President

Deadpool for President!

“Chimichangas for Everyone!”

Deadpool for President

Dexter for President

“Ending political corruption one life at a time.”

Dexter for President

Gandalf for President!

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

Gandalf for President

Hermione / Lovegood for President!

“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”

Hermione Granger and Lovegood for President

Rick Grimes / Daryl Dixon for President!

“Your best chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.”

Rick Grimes and Dixon for President

Groot for President!

“I am Groot.”

Groot for President

Homer Simpson for President

“A campaign that would last no more than 1 episode.”

Homer Simpson for President

Hulk for President!

“Hulk SMASH!”

Hulk for President

Kang / Kodos for President!

“You will toil in our underground chocolate quarries. “

Kang and Kodos for President

Loki for President!

“Will greenlight 17 more Avengers movies.”

Loki for President

Megatron for President!

“Isn’t the survival of our race worth the life of a single human child?”

Megatron for President

Obi-Wan Kenobi for President!

“Our Only Hope.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi for President

Al Bundy for President!

“Remember our motto: We ain’t got it.”

Al Bundy for President

Optimus Prime for President!

“Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing.”

Optimus Prime for President

Roger Smith for President!

“I’m going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.”

Roger Smith from American Dad for President

Scully / Mulder for President!

“The Truth is Out There.”


Snake Plissken for President!

“I don’t give a [email protected]% about your president!”

Snak Plissken for President

Spock for President!

“It’s the only logical choice.”

Star Trek Spock for President

Sterling Archer for President!

“All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears…and some scotch.”

Sterling Archer for President

Ron Swanson for President!

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Ron Swanson for President

Darth Vader for President!

“No, I am your president!”

Darth Vader for President

Yoda for President!

“Vote or Vote not, there is no try.”

Yoda for President

Zoidberg for President!

“I’m swelling with patriotic mucus!”

Zoidberg for President

About Mike Flacy

Editor-in-Chief for The CheckOut. During my free time, I love to write about pop culture, home theater, digital photography, social media, mobile technology and cool gadgets!

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