We have all come home at least once to find an online shopping purchase hidden poorly around our home, if at all. Some delivery drivers are expert ninjas at hiding your packages from would-be thieves, but there are some folks that simply just don’t get it.

There’s probably some sort of motivational poster floating around in UPS and Fedex warehouses that states “When in Doubt, Hide it under the Mat!” With that in mind, here are some of the best hiding fails of your packages:

You are welcome…to steal this package!

Definitely not a Brother laser printer.

Wipe your feet on our packages before you enter.

We like to give our packages a nice hat.

Impossible to spot from the street!

Who wants a new computer case? You’re welcome!

Putting that mat over your grill was a team effort.

This half-moon mat will disguise your tall speakers.

Why bother with the front door when it fits so well?

See-through mats are the best for hiding brightly colored boxes.

What package? This is just a snow shovel.

Surely, package thieves will only take the large box.

This is clearly just another step of concrete.

See-through star mats will protect anything.

Stealthy apartment hiding, just amazing.

The packages are here under my wiener.

The kids built another mat fort again!

Surely these extremely heavy chairs will protect it!

Thanks OfficeMax! I can barely see it now.

Leave! Nothing to see here!

This seems like a artwork sculpture, put a mat on it.

A rug hiding more rugs, what could possibly go wrong?

Thieves will have no idea this is an expensive Bowflex machine.

Making it super easy for thieves to drive and steal.

When in doubt: Pin packages to ground with heavy stones.

When in doubt deux: Hide a package under a mat, then under another package

Hiding packages at eye level is a lost art.

Note to self, buy fake corn for delivery man to use.

Pumpkin welcome signs will hide anything, ANYTHING!

That’s just part of the chair, you sillyhead.

And as a bonus, here’s a few expert level hiding jobs from the true ninjas:

At least thieves will need a ladder.

Not Even Mad. That’s thinking outside the mat, for sure.

30 Times when Delivery Drivers Failed at Hiding Packages

Integrated into the UPS My Choice service, the shipping company has added a new feature called Follow My Delivery to the service. Assuming you pay for expedited shipping methods like UPS Air and Worldwide Express, you will be able to watch the location of your package on a map being updated in real-time.

My Choice is a free service offered by UPS, only requiring registration. The service also allows you to reroute packages to different locations, ideal if you need to send your package to another location that has someone available to sign. You can also reroute packages to UPS Access Point locations in order to hold it.

The mapping system in the Follow My Delivery service will display the driver’s location on the map, but it won’t offer up a past or future route. It will only give you an idea how close the driver is to your home or office. Fedex hasn’t announced a similar service yet, but it’s likely that UPS’s competitor is also working on real-time tracking.

UPS adds real-time location tracking of your packages