Few holidays lend themselves to featuring t-shirts with clever sayings, obnoxious sayings, and everything in between better than St. Patrick’s Day. With that in mind we’ve come up with our list of the best St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts.

Sure, we could have compiled a list of rude sayings on these green t-shirts. (If someone shows up at your St. Patrick’s Day party with a t-shirt that says “póg mo thóin,” for example, go ahead and feel offended.) And you can count on seeing plenty of St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts featuring President Trump saying odd things this year.

Instead, we decided to steer clear of all of those things. Hopefully you’ll find our list of the top St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts more clever than disgusting.

Kiss Me, I’m Lucky

If you prefer not to follow the crowd when it comes to your t-shirt sayings, “Kiss me, I’m lucky,” will set you apart from all of the, “Kiss me, I’m Irish,” t-shirts you’re sure to see while bar hopping on St. Patrick’s Day. For a further differentiating factor, you don’t have to stick with basic green with this t-shirt slogan. It’s available in 10 colors, including three different shades of green.

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Accio Beer

If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you’ll appreciate the “Accio Beer” t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day. In the Harry Potter series, the wizards and witches use the accio spell to summon an object. And what’s better to summon on St. Patrick’s Day than a frosty beer? Even Muggles can wear this t-shirt.

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Paddy’s Irish Pub

Fans of the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia TV comedy will give you plenty of credit for wearing this t-shirt to your St. Patrick’s Day night out. Paddy’s Irish Pub is the fictional South Philadelphia bar that the show’s characters own and run unsuccessfully. (And if your friends don’t know the show, your Paddy’s Irish Pub t-shirt will be a great way to introduce it to them.)

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I (Shamrock) Shenanigans

When you want to have a t-shirt that hints at an improper slogan but doesn’t come out and smack you over the head with it, the “I (Shamrock) Shenanigans” t-shirt works well. Shenanigans is a word that sounds leprechauny (I know that’s not a word, but stick with me for a little longer), making it great for this holiday.

And the meaning of the word shenanigans is just ambiguous enough that you’ll spark the reader’s imagination. Trust me: Those who read St. Patrick’s Day shirts that say things like “Fit Shaced” or “Luck You” don’t need to use their imagination.

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Drinks Well With Others

Want to let others know you’re friendly after you’ve had a few drinks? The “Drinks Well With Others” t-shirt is the way to go, providing a clever play on the “works well with others” evaluation you may receive from your boss during an annual review.

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Lucky Charms

When you’re looking for the best St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt, why not stick with the most famous leprechaun around, Lucky, from the Lucky Charms cereal? With this character, your shirt will appeal to plenty of different people you encounter on this holiday, including those who loved the cereal as kids (or as adults) and those who love vintage-looking t-shirts that actually are new. And if you need more of a kid-friendly, non-alcohol-related t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day, this is the one.

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6 Awesome St. Paddy’s Day T-Shirts to Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

Launched at the comic book nirvana known as Comic-Con, the “Tingling Electronic Spidey Sense Shirt” is a new product from ThinkGeek. On the back of the shirt located at the neckline, a large proximity sensor kicks in with a vibrating pulse any time someone attempts to sneak up behind you. The sensor clips onto the shirt, thus allowing the user to wear a variety of different shirts with the sensor attached. However, ThinkGeek does include a black T-shirt with a sweet illustration of Spider-Man’s Spidey Sense kicking into overdrive due to impending danger.

Interestingly, the pulse increases in vibration intensity as someone approaches. At five feet away, the pulse is slow while someone just one foot away triggers a fast pulse. The sensor operates on two AAA batteries and has been officially licensed by Marvel. That probably accounts for the steep price of $39.99 for both the sensor and shirt.

Presumably, anyone with long hair wouldn’t be able to wear the sensor as it would be going off constantly. It would also be somewhat annoying to wear this in busy, crowded areas of major cities like NYC or Los Angeles. The tingling would simply go on forever until the batteries wore out or you smashed the device in anger. It’s also ridiculously massive and easy to spot if you were sneaking up on someone.

However, it could be fun to wear during Halloween with a solid Spidey costume. Thinkgeek is likely betting on that with the October 2013 release date. If you are interested in the  Spidey Sense Shirt, you can pre-order it on ThinkGeek here. Check out a shot of the actual shirt below:

This is a Thing: Spidey Sense T-Shirt with Proximity Sensor

I’ve always been a bit of a nerd. I was the girl who wore Lion King and Star Wars t-shirts all the way through middle school — not in a cool, ironic kind of way, but in a “I really, really love The Lion King and I don’t care who knows it” kind of way. It turns out that I was just way ahead of the fashion curve. Of course, geeky character t-shirts are all the rage these days. It’s not only acceptable to be 34-years-old and sporting a shirt with Kermit the Frog on the front of it; it’s absolutely trendy.

Here are ten of the greatest geeky character t-shirts you can buy right now, in no particular order:

1. OOYL ($20; Busted Tees)

Yoda-speak for the teen catchphrase YOLO (stands for “you only live once,” don’t worry, I totally had to Google it too).

2. Epic Beards from The Hobbit ($20; Think Geek)

Mustaches are so hip right now (sort of like owls, and kale). This might just be the best use of facial hair in a shirt I’ve seen so far this year.

 3. Haters Gonna Hate ($20; Busted Tees)

Gotta love Statler and Waldorf (otherwise known as those cranky old men from the Muppet Show). Also, this.

4. The Street Gang ($23; Threadless)

This artist-designed Sesame Street T-shirt is so cool it doesn’t even need a clever saying to go along with it.

 5. Bugs and Taz ($34; Junk Food Clothing)

This one is just so ridiculously cheesy, I kind of love it. I am pretty sure I owned almost this exact same shirt in 1996 (and probably rocked it with some sweet stonewashed overalls and a Tommy Girl scrunchie).

6. Chewy ($20; Threadless)

What can I say? This Chewbacca stick of gum shirt is pretty much adorable.

7. 11th Doctor Costume T-Shirt ($23; Think Geek)

Beyond the good Doctor, you can find one of these for  just about any character you can think of. Celebrate Halloween every day of the year!

8. Ursulines ($24; Threadless)

One of the winners of Threadless’s Disney Villains design contest, this Little Mermaid shirt is both really cool and creepy at the same time.

9. Muppetasional Mosaic ($24; Threadless)

Unfortunately, this shirt is completely sold out right now (not surprising, it’s pretty sweet), but you can request a reprint. Look closely to find all your favorite Muppets meticulously and carefully drawn within Kermit’s face. Check out Threadless’s other Muppets shirts (they are all really great).

10. Bat Man and Robin ($24; Busted Tees)

Get it? It’s a bat-man and a robin. I thought it was pretty clever anyway!

10 Character T-Shirts Worth Wearing