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xmixmasterx
xmixmasterx
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Posted 09/29/2015 at 06:49 AM PT
Posted 09/29/2015 at 06:49 AM PT
If you don't have a child between 5-11 with an allergy, you are technically stealing. I wouldn't have posted this particular deal.
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h5678
h5678
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Posted 09/29/2015 at 07:41 AM PT
Posted 09/29/2015 at 07:41 AM PT
Normally, I get my condiments (and napkins) from restaurants; it is a component of my retirement planning. When one local place recently raised their prices after years, I suggested that the waitress bring me two rolls of TP from the ladies' room, as I was without a bag. She surprised me by declining because 'That would hurt her own retirement plans: not a single waitress in America has ever bought TP or ketchup...'
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h5678
h5678
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Posted 09/29/2015 at 08:26 AM PT
Posted 09/29/2015 at 08:26 AM PT
Normally, I get my condiments (and napkins) from restaurants...


The lady asked for water to drink.. and a slice of lemon.. and some sugar packets. When it arrived to the table, she requested more of each. "60 lemons and 20 sugar packets please"

"Ma'am, that's lemonade."
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