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USPS is offering four free at-home rapid antigen COVID-19 tests when you fill out this form. Limit of one order per residential address; orders will ship free starting in late January.

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tnaant
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Posted 01/18/2022 at 09:05 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 09:05 AM PT
Your information will be used to provide COVID-19 Testing Kits to the address you provided, and to provide company and product fulfillment information about that testing kit to a federal executive agency.
Pro_America
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Posted 01/18/2022 at 09:07 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 09:07 AM PT
I guess USPS wanted to get in on the money racket scam. More "free" tests that are paid for by the taxpayers... NOTHING is ever Free except salvation, and that is the ONLY thing that can truly make you completely whole.
CaxEvangel
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Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:09 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:09 AM PT
I guess USPS wanted to get in on the money racket scam. More "free" tests that are paid for by the taxpayers... NOTHING is ever Free except salvation, and that is the ONLY thing that can truly make you completely whole. - jsfoster75
Well, to be accurate, even salvation isn't free. It was paid for by someone else.
unsichtbaremann
Ben's cred: 56
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:12 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:12 AM PT
Hahahaha...I bet my sister-in-law and her b/f will be sooooooooooo excited by this. They waited in line for 4 hours the day after Christmas because they both had sniffles and wanted to get tested. Of course, that was really just because the schools they work for give them 10 days off for a positive COVID test. 🤦‍♂️ I’ll pass, though.
Pro_America
Ben's cred: 77
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:24 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:24 AM PT
Well, to be accurate, even salvation isn't free. It was paid for by someone else. - CaxEvangel
Very true, greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down His life for His friends.
David Olszewski
Ben's cred: 7
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:37 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:37 AM PT
True nothing is free but you can still choose to pay out of your pocket as an option.
hotdjdave
Ben's cred: 11
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:45 AM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 11:45 AM PT
It said there has already been an order placed for my address. It's a PO box. I guess their system sees the PO box as one address and not the several boxes.
Dave_B
Ben's cred: 609
Posted 01/18/2022 at 12:48 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 12:48 PM PT
It said there has already been an order placed for my address. It's a PO box. I guess their system sees the PO box as one address and not the several boxes. - hotdjdave
https://www.king5.com/article/news/verify/coronavirus-verify/private-insurance-companies-at-home-covid-19-test-requirements/536-505a6db7-2de8-4a24-9092-195e1decee1c

"There were reports on social media Tuesday afternoon of issues relating to the website’s address verification tool erroneously enforcing the four-per-household cap on apartment buildings and other multi-unit dwellings, but it was not immediately clear how widespread the issue was."

Hopefully they fix that soon
barginshunter
Ben's cred: -5
Posted 01/18/2022 at 02:08 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 02:08 PM PT
I guess USPS wanted to get in on the money racket scam. More "free" tests that are paid for by the taxpayers... NOTHING is ever Free except salvation, and that is the ONLY thing that can truly make you completely whole. - jsfoster75
Uh . Even salvation comes in cost. Hopefully you figure that part out as well. Bottom line, it's true, nothing is free. Someone pays for it in the end. But for the greater good, this service is helpful and in good use however you see it.
Jayhoman
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Posted 01/18/2022 at 02:22 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 02:22 PM PT
The ihealth brand is showing from Europe, but the test is made in China. It has a lot of false negatives and positives. I will stay away if you are feeling fine.
AFASOX
Ben's cred: 6
Posted 01/18/2022 at 04:47 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 04:47 PM PT
I see the morons and cultists are out with their nonsense about fake Covid. Hoping a few more of them bevome statistics of their so called fake Covid. Be goid for USA to clear out some of that dead wood.
techsupport
Ben's cred: 1320
Posted 01/18/2022 at 05:49 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 05:49 PM PT
There is no covid and there never was. We've been able to make RFID chips the size of a grain of rice more than a decade ago. The innovation has not stopped but it went underground. You dont relaize it, but you're being chipped. There's even word that these chips can act like nanobots to rewire your neural pathways. They can't quite overtly control you yet, but they can make you more placid and accepting of authority. It's a good first step.
techsupport
Ben's cred: 1320
Posted 01/18/2022 at 05:50 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 05:50 PM PT
and BTW, birds aren't real, and don't look up!
dave_c
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Posted 01/18/2022 at 07:27 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 07:27 PM PT
After all the bizarre behavior I've seen in the last ~24 months, I'm starting to think that what we really need is mandatory rabies vaccinations and test kits for that.
suednim
Ben's cred: 446
Posted 01/18/2022 at 07:56 PM PT
Posted 01/18/2022 at 07:56 PM PT
I'm just here for the comments. :)
Bradley Branch
Ben's cred: -30
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:28 AM PT
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:28 AM PT
so why test? , to keep people from storming the emergency rooms with a cold.
smarttben
Ben's cred: 41
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:53 AM PT
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:53 AM PT
USPS has trouble delivering anything to my address besides bills. Those always seem to make it to me just fine. Testing is almost irrelevant at this point, if you have symptoms stay home.
turk182
Ben's cred: 111
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:59 AM PT
Posted 01/19/2022 at 04:59 AM PT
if you can't pay "the cost" at least you'll know the "heat" will be free & eternal. *Fact checked.
mallick01
Ben's cred: 23
Posted 01/19/2022 at 06:57 AM PT
Posted 01/19/2022 at 06:57 AM PT
There is no magic man in the sky so there is no salvation nor afterlife. You are just walking worm food; get over yourself. COVID-19 IS real and killing millions. Standard every-century plague. The vaccine has no chip in it as they pull nine doses from the same vial. How the hell would that work? You know what does have a tracking chip?? YOUR CELL PHONE YOU WALK AROUND EVERYWHERE WITH. Damn, some people are just ignorant.
dave_c
Ben's cred: 5862
Posted 01/19/2022 at 09:25 AM PT
Posted 01/19/2022 at 09:25 AM PT
^ The microchips are already in the syringes which are one-use only. Everyone knows this. It's just easier than the old method of putting it on the nasal swab and hoping everyone gets tested. Besides the nasal chips fall out in about a week, so the man needs you to keep getting retested.

The thing is, you want to be chipped so when the robots come, they don't cla55ify you as alien. This makes the intravenous chips decidedly superior to the short lived nasal chips.

They can't track my cellphone because I turn it off then put it under my tin-foil hat, that I duct taped to a taxi. Odds are low that I'll ever actually be in that taxi... I thought of that ahead of time and went with a distant taxi service.

Another thing you can do is give USPS the correct address but the wrong name. You can look on sites like spokeo to find allegid/false residents tied to your address so it doesn't look susp1cious to the man.

When the kits arrive, first use one on your dog to see if it starts giving off a 5G signal. You have a little time before 5G goes live, to get a new dog. The rescue dogs are already chipped!

Make sure the dog wasn't registered in your name, testing someone else's dog is safer, especially if more than 1500 ft away from your residence (typical 5G signal limit for the chips). Don't forget a tin-foil hat for the dog, and don't come back home the same route you took to get to it, and if driving, cover your license plate. A face mask is enough to thwart facial recognition.

I hope you recognize sarcasm. lol.

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