It’s no big deal that you forgot Mother’s Day. You’re just a horrible son or daughter with no appreciation for the tireless sacrifices of the woman that gave you life, that’s all. But fear not — there’s still a few more hours to save your soul, and nothing says “I love you” more than paying a little extra for overnight shipping.

1. Fire Tablet

You can’t put into words how much you love your mother, but if you had to put a monetary value on it, it’d be around 40 bucks. Perfect, because Amazon is giving away their Fire Tablet at 20% off for only $39.99. Don’t worry if you don’t know what her hobbies are — this thing does it all! Mom deserves the best, doesn’t she… especially when the best is on sale.

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2. Mira Bracelet Fitness Tracker

Is your mom one of those hot moms that likes to stay in shape? I already know she is She’ll love this Mira Bracelet, which doubles as a fitness tracker. Fashionable people tell me that standard fitness trackers aren’t very chic, but this one looks just like a stylish accessory. On sale now for $99.

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3. Kindle E-reader

Remember when you thought your mom was the smartest person in the world? Well, she does, and she’ll do anything to get that power back. Amazon’s offering a mother’s day sale, with their Kindle E-reader 25% off at $59.99. She has some reading to catch up on anyway, seeing as she was busy the last few decades raising you.

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4. Koolife Knife Sharpener

Is it generalizing and a little sexist to say every mother loves to cook? Absolutely it is, but since they all do, without exception, it’s okay. Your master chef mother will appreciate how easy it is to sharpen her cooking knives with the Koolife Knife Sharpener — and you will appreciate how this originally $90 cooking tool is only $13.99 at 84% off. Your mother will never know how much you skimped… but your conscience will.

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5. Valek Embossing Rolling Pins

Did someone say mothers like to cook? The Etsy store Valek Rolling Pins does quirky embossing rolling pins for your quirky mom. If you really loved her, you would have thought of getting a personalized one in advance… but since you’re only lukewarm about the woman that brought you into this world, you can choose from the regular themes like Game of Thrones, Star Wars, different foods and flowers — even “Mother’s Day” — and pretend like you got it customized just for her.

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6. Succulent Living Wall Planter Kit

What’s the problem? None of those other gifts seemed personal enough to give your mother? My, aren’t you thoughtful for someone that forgot all about Mother’s Day until a day or two before. Fine, try the Succulent Living Wall Planter Kit. It’s unique, it’s fun, it’s thoughtful, and it’s the perfect gift that seems to say, “I was bought for you plenty of time in advance.”

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7. BloomThat Flower Delivery

Ah, flowers. The perfect mother’s day present that she’ll love and that you can buy quickly and in a hurry. BloomThat Flower Delivery knows perfectly well how important it is to say “I love you” when you’re rushed and probably guilty of something. Choose mom’s favorite type of flower (or, y’know, “Roses or something”), pay, and then sit back and enjoy the satisfaction that you’ve done your bare minimum responsibility as offspring. BloomThat offers next-day delivery to the entire continental U.S., and same-day delivery to New York City and the Bay Area in California.

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Oh Crap, I Forgot Mother’s Day! 7 Last Minute Gift Ideas

In honor of Mother’s Day this Sunday (quick, get your mom something if you haven’t already!), here are 10 of the coolest TV and movie moms who each remind us why mothers really are worth celebrating.

1. Jill Taylor, Home Improvement

Moms of boys deserve some sort of special award (and I’m not just saying that because I have one myself!). Jill not only had three rambunctious sons, but a crazy husband who was basically a fourth child to look after. Jill not only put up with all their crazy antics, but often got in on the fun and one-upped them all.

2. Beatrix Kiddo AKA The Bride AKA Black Mamba AKA Mommy, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2

Beatrix Kiddo kills 93 people (including Bill) because they played a part in taking her daughter away from her. Proof that the scariest place really is in between a mother and her child!

 3. Mrs. Jumbo, Dumbo

If you can make it through Dumbo without shedding at least one tear, you might be missing a heart. Dumbo’s mom loves him for who he his, big goofy ears and all. She reminds us that even when you’re feeling lame or down about yourself, you know there’s at least one person out there who thinks you’re literally the greatest person to ever exist: your mom.

4. Mrs. Weir, Freaks and Geeks

I remember getting so annoyed at my mom for forcing my brother and me to spend Friday nights participating in things like “family game night” as a teenager. But now, I really appreciate all those silly activities. Lindsay and Sam’s mom makes family dinners every night, and even insists on dressing up and handing out Halloween candy together every year. We’ll never know for certain since the show was sadly cancelled after just one season, but I bet there’s a very well-adjusted and grown up Lindsay Weir out there somewhere, all thanks to her dorky mom.

5. Sarah Connor, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

All Sarah cares about is protecting her son (makes sense since if he dies all of humanity dies with him, but still). I think every mother has that instinct to protect their offspring from any sort of harm; it’s a shame we can’t all look this badass while doing it.

 6. Maria Von Trapp, The Sound of Music

Maria is the ultimate stepmom. She’s kind, she’s loving, and she sings. Basically Mary Poppins without the umbrella.

7. Shmi Skywalker, Star Wars Episode I

In the perfect display of sacrificial love, young Annakin’s mother sends him off with Qui-Gon to become a Jedi. While it obviously pains her to part with her only son, she ultimately wants a better life for him. Of course he does end up becoming one of the evil-est bad guys of all time, but she could never have predicted the outcome (and who knows, maybe it was all because he didn’t have his mom around to help straighten him out!)

8. Clair Huxtable, The Cosby Show

Clair Huxtable is, like, the perfect mom, period. She’s smart, witty, has the perfect balance of career and family, and has the one raised eyebrow “mom look” down to a science. Plus she’s a lawyer and never loses an argument. Hmm…there must be a reason she isn’t real!

9. Etheline Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums

Sure, the Tenenbaum’s were just a bit dysfunctional, but one thing Etheline did right was encourage her kids to go after the things they were passionate about, whether it be playwriting, international finance, tennis, their adopted sister (oh, wait…).

10. Marge Simson, The Simpsons

The “real” Marge, the mother of Simpsons creator Matt Groening, and the inspiration behind the huge-hearted, blue-haired TV mom we all know and love, just passed away this week at the age of 94. She clearly did something right to have raised the man who gave the world the Simpsons.

Top Ten Coolest TV & Movie Moms