Remember watching Mallrats and wishing you were like Silent Bob as he flew through the air in his Batman costume?

No? Not even a little bit? Fine, have you ever wanted to be the actual Batman? With the help of this Dark Knight motorcycle helmet from HelmetDawg.com and $325 out of your sock drawer, you’ll be just a bit closer to that dream. This DOT approved helmet is made from high impact plastic, flush mounted visor and the iconic bat ears.

Dark Knight Motorcycle Helmet

Holy Moto Batman! The Dark Knight Motorcycle Helmet

What are you going to do when civilization collapses and the inevitable Mad Max / Book of Eli / Borderlands scenario explodes in popularity? You better be wearing a Wolf Helmet to scare off the crazies, otherwise you’re going to last about 10 minutes before an even more maniacal version of 2013 Mel Gibson greets you with a sawed-off shotgun.

This Department of Transportation certified helmet will protect your noggin from incoming baseball bats and high-speed motorcycle crashes while terrifying your enemies at the same time. The Wolf Helmet is available in three versions: Insanity Werewolf, Insanity Wolf and Insanity Custom. Insanity Werewolf has a light brown skin color, crazed orange eyes and a mane of dark brown hair with gray highlights.

Quite possibly more terrifying, Insanity Wolf is all-white with solid red eyes, a blustering gray mane of hair and one heck of an overbite. The crew at Wolf Helmet are selling the first two helmets between $180 and $200, and the custom version costs an additional $100. However, the custom model can be completely unique by switching up the color scheme to match a different type of wolf or werewolf.

Check out some more images of the Wolf Helmet below:

 Insanity Wolf Helmet

 Insanity Werewolf Helmet

Wolf Helmet In Action

The Wolf Helmet Will Terrify Everyone on the Road