Do you like classic Oreo cookies? Do you like yummy fried churros? How about combining the two into an amalgamation of infinite sweetness that will make your taste buds break out into an 83-minute version of Ode to Joy?

And what if that Oreo-infused, crunchy churro comes with a small tub of Oreo cookie creme dip to spread all over that stick of fried dough? This is a dream, I’m busting, Jerry, I’m busting!

Ripped right out of Willy Wonka’s brain, the deliciously evil, trans-fat filled geniuses at J&J Snack Foods Corp. have made this a reality. Soon to be available at fast food restaurants, convenience stores and grocery stores nationwide, these double-twisted churros will be rolling out to a store near you in the coming months.

According to the release, the Oreo Churros are described as having “a crispy exterior, warm soft interior and real Oreo cookie pieces in every bite…new Oreo churros have a “just-baked” Oreo cookie taste.” They continue “The churros can be served with Oreo cookie creme dip, rolled in sugar or topped with a favorite ice cream.”

No estimation on the price yet or a date on when these ridiculously awesome treats will appear in stores. I’m pretty sure I’ll pay anything to try it though.

You can read the full press release here. If you have tried these already, let us know in the comments section below.

Shut Up and Take My Money: Oreo Churros & Oreo Creme Dip

When it comes to bacon, I cannot lie, it’s not my favorite.  And yet, with Oscar Mayer’s latest effort, I may just to have reconsider.  The company made three exclusive bacon packages — The Commander, The Matador, and The Woodsman — as giftably presentable as any aged bottle of Scotch, imported cigar, or culinary masterpiece.  Each boutique-like package boasts the four C’s, aka “the four facets of quality that transform an ordinary slice of pork belly into The Oscar Mayer Original Strip.”

Fine CUT, Dazzling COLOR, Timeless CONSISTENCY and Enduring CURE.

Bundled in The Commander is 18-20 Oscar Mayer Original Bacon Strips, a handsome stainless steel money-clip adorned with bacon, and a personal expression of your passion on elegant card stock.

The Matador switches the money clip for a set of dashing cufflinks crafted to show the fine lines of bacon.

The Woodsman chooses a rugged multi-tool etched with the subtle bacon lines in order to balance elegance with ruggedness.

With these gifts, which are frequently sold out but restocked daily at Oscar Mayer, Oscar Mayer dares you to “say it with bacon” and “fall in love with the original strip.”

Seriously, never before have I had to balance a sudden salivating hunger while acknowledging the perfect degree of ingenious dry wit present in the following marketable declaration from Oscar Mayer: “When words aren’t enough… Say it with bacon.” If Stephenie Meyer could shape her prose half as well as these tender syllables, then we would all be in trouble.

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Behold the World’s Most Tasteful Gift: Bacon