{"id":974,"date":"2013-04-30T10:00:06","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=974"},"modified":"2013-04-30T15:49:24","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T22:49:24","slug":"the-procatinator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/awesomeness\/the-procatinator\/","title":{"rendered":"Enjoy Wasting Your Day on The Procatinator"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Just what the internet needs, another pointless site to waste time on! You weren’t doing anything important today anyway, right? Meet the\u00a0Procatinator<\/a>!<\/p>\n

I actually read the web address wrong and was pretty surprised that I hadn’t already wasted hours of my life away at procrastinator.com. After a closer look at the site, which features cat gifs that align perfectly with a song (usually some guilty-pleasure ear candy), I discovered the site was so much more interesting and worthy of my time than Procrastinator.<\/p>\n

In the name of research, I spent way more time than I’d care to admit clicking through\u00a0different\u00a0cat\/song combos. In case you don’t want to waste endless \u00a0hours looking at every single spectacular cat, you can check out my choices below. Be forewarned, these are gateway cats and I won’t take responsibility for the\u00a0inevitable\u00a0dip in your productivity.<\/p>\n

Click one of the pictures below to load the\u00a0Procatinator:<\/h3>\n

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Which\u00a0Procatinator clip\u00a0is your favorite? Tell us in the comments below.<\/strong><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just what the internet needs, another pointless site to waste time on! You weren’t doing anything important today anyway, right? Meet the\u00a0Procatinator! I actually read the web address wrong and was pretty surprised that I hadn’t already wasted hours of my life away at procrastinator.com. After a closer look at the site, which features cat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":1704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[199,201,200,198,202],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awesomeness","tag-cats","tag-internet","tag-music","tag-procatinator","tag-wasting-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}