{"id":6739,"date":"2013-09-13T11:59:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T18:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=6739"},"modified":"2013-09-15T11:33:43","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T18:33:43","slug":"30-things-we-cant-wait-to-do-in-gta-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/awesomeness\/30-things-we-cant-wait-to-do-in-gta-v\/","title":{"rendered":"30 Things We Can’t Wait to Do in GTA V"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Congrats to Tom Adams, the winner of our GTA V preorder giveaway! Tom, we have sent an email to your Hotmail account.\u00a0Big thanks to everyone who entered! Be sure to check back for more giveaways from Ben’s Bargains!<\/div><\/div>\n

If you’ve been locked in a shed for and are just getting around to checking out the Internet tubes as of late, you will be delighted to watch Rockstar’s GTA V gameplay trailer that’s nearly five minutes long. Before you venture down below, be sure to watch the full trailer<\/a> and marvel in the glorious return of the Grand Theft Auto universe.<\/p>\n

It’s especially cool for anyone who’s spent time living or visiting Los Angeles, as much of the game’s landscape is based off that area and Southern California in general. If you haven’t preordered yet, be sure to hit up Amazon for the Xbox 360 version<\/a> or PlayStation 3 version<\/a> prior to the September 17 launch date.<\/p>\n

After watching the trailer far too many times to count, we’ve come up with the top 30 activities we can’t wait to do when we get our hands on GTA V. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

Taking Hostages Dark Knight-style while saying “I’m Batman!” in a Raspy Voice<\/h4>\n

\"Taking<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Robbing the Chicken Festival With Hillbilly Karl Rove<\/h4>\n

\"Chicken<\/a><\/p>\n

Chatting on the Phone using Bluetooth During a Firefight<\/h4>\n

\"Reloading<\/a><\/p>\n

Spending Obscene Amounts of Money at Ponsonbys, Then Robbing the Store<\/h4>\n

\"GTA<\/a><\/p>\n

Figuring Out How To Steal This Blimp<\/h4>\n

\"Stealing<\/a><\/p>\n

Beating This Guy With His Own Inflammatory Sign<\/h4>\n

\"Guy<\/a><\/p>\n

Seeing If Incredibly Sharp Turns Will Eject Jet-Ski Passengers<\/h4>\n

\"Riding<\/a><\/p>\n

Taking Homeless People Hostage and Relocating Them to\u00a0Ponsonbys<\/h4>\n

\"Homeless<\/a><\/p>\n

Reenacting Scenes from The Sopranos<\/h4>\n

\"Sopranos\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Seeing If This Dog Wants to Be My Partner in Crime<\/h4>\n

\"Dog<\/a><\/p>\n

Going on Long Bike Rides around fake Southern California<\/h4>\n

\"Riding<\/a><\/p>\n

Becoming a Huge Success or Failure at Day Trading<\/h4>\n

\"Stock<\/a><\/p>\n

Spending Time Planning Intricate Heists<\/h4>\n

\"Planning<\/a><\/p>\n

Getting in a Few Sets of Tennis In After a Long Day of Crime<\/h4>\n

\"tennis\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Figuring Out What the Heck Could Possibly Be In That Shed!<\/h4>\n

\"What's<\/a><\/p>\n

Firing Shots at the Cars Below Rather Than Backing Up My Partner<\/h4>\n

\"Sniper<\/a><\/p>\n

Cliff Diving Like a Boss off the Top of That Shed<\/h4>\n

\"Cliff<\/a><\/p>\n

Watching Television for Hours, Just Because I Can<\/h4>\n

\"Watching<\/a><\/p>\n

Shooting the Guy Who’s About to Shoot Bambi<\/h4>\n

\"Bambi<\/a><\/p>\n

Getting That Smiley Face Tattoo on Every Part of My Body<\/h4>\n

\"Smiley<\/a><\/p>\n

Figuring Out If This Tanker Is Carrying Explosive Fuel, Perhaps Using an RPG<\/h4>\n

\"Train<\/a><\/p>\n

No Caption Needed…<\/h4>\n

\"Medical<\/a><\/p>\n

Instigating Fights Between These Ridiculous Characters<\/h4>\n

\"Graumans<\/a><\/p>\n

Becoming Fake Southern California’s Next Real Estate Mogul<\/h4>\n

\"Real<\/a><\/p>\n

Getting My Scuba On<\/h4>\n

\"GTA<\/a><\/p>\n

Seeing if I can Find the Skate Park at Fake Venice Beach<\/h4>\n

\"Venice<\/a><\/p>\n

Taking a Lovely Drive Through the Countryside with Five Stars<\/h4>\n

\"Driving<\/a><\/p>\n

Avoiding Situations that Require Gross Body Disposals<\/h4>\n

\"foot-flush\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Always Taking the Smart Route When Pulling off a Heist<\/h4>\n

\"Gassing<\/a><\/p>\n

ENDLESS HOURS OF GTA V ONLINE<\/h4>\n

\"GTA<\/a><\/p>\n

What are you most looking forward to when GTA V comes out?<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you’ve been locked in a shed for and are just getting around to checking out the Internet tubes as of late, you will be delighted to watch Rockstar’s GTA V gameplay trailer that’s nearly five minutes long. Before you venture down below, be sure to watch the full trailer and marvel in the glorious […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[549,597,595,596,25],"class_list":["post-6739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awesomeness","tag-grand-theft-auto","tag-grand-theft-auto-v","tag-gta-v","tag-rockstar","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6739"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20224,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739\/revisions\/20224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}