{"id":627,"date":"2013-04-11T16:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-04-11T23:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=627"},"modified":"2014-02-12T16:57:33","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T00:57:33","slug":"top-ten-things-that-google-glass-wont-support-day-1-or-day-10000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/features\/top-ten-things-that-google-glass-wont-support-day-1-or-day-10000\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Features that Google Glass Won’t Support Day 1 or Day 10,000"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The future of Google Glass is almost blindingly bright.\u00a0Google is very high on Google Glass and wants to give the public much more than just a smartphone alternative or auxiliary.\u00a0 Google is aiming for groundbreaking features, but with great potential comes great power…or some such.\u00a0 Here are 10 lifestyle-changing features that are just beyond the scope of Google Glass. Or are they?<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0The Annoying Person Detector<\/h3>\n

One way smartphones can be real timesavers is by creating a much-needed buffer between you and that chatty neighbor who does not always get that you have to be somewhere.\u00a0 Holding up a phone or tablet to appear busy and avoid contact isn’t always effective or practical.<\/p>\n

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With Google Glass, the camera and microphone can be set to detect that certain chatty person and then set off a series of notifications, allowing you to squeeze past unmolested.\u00a0 Customizable tones from single dings to Jurassic Park animal sex sounds should be enough to dissuade your many would-be tormentors.<\/p>\n

2. The Tiny Fireworks Emitter<\/h3>\n

\"Glass<\/a>Even better are tiny fireworks.\u00a0 A person with tiny fireworks emitting from their data interface glasses should not be stopped to talk about the weather. But a\u00a0Google+ capable facial lightshow can do more than just scare away time thieves. \u00a0Just imagine March Madness games ending with tiny facial\u00a0light shows\u00a0tied into you and your friends’ brackets.\u00a0 Birthday candles become pass\u00e9, as friends and family gather together to create festive little\u00a0light shows\u00a0on special occasions.<\/p>\n

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3. Better Dining for Foodies<\/h3>\n

As Google Glass seeks to enhance person-to-person interaction, it can be an asset to the challenging dynamics of the service industry. \u00a0Google Glass could display a waitperson’s given name, ensuring a courteous and mutually beneficial exchange.\u00a0 In Dining Out mode, Google Glass could display running counters to track service times as well as checklists for the accuracy of your food orders.\u00a0 With the help of Google Glass, tipping reaches hitherto-unrealized heights of scientific precision!<\/p>\n

4. Movie Night Enhanced<\/h3>\n

Much has been made of the potential for Google Glass to create subtitles on the fly, but there’s an area of communication even more in need of translation by Google Glass: namely, cinema.\u00a0 Nothing saves a middling filmgoing experience like laughter, and a running track of alternate subtitles could alleviate Jar-Jar levels of film flubs.\u00a0 Furthermore, the popularity of alternate subtitle tracks ultimately leads to smarter decision-making on the part of movie producers.<\/p>\n

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5. The Athletic Coach<\/h3>\n

Google Glass could really help your fitness regimen far beyond the humdrum assistance of a Nike+ or Wii Fit.\u00a0 By just running from point A to point B, you could instantly derive graph after graph of running progress and helpful tips.\u00a0 What could be really mind-blowing, though, is an application as an athletic coach.\u00a0 By stepping into a batting cage, you could get timing and location tips that’d be the envy of professional players. \u00a0Google Glass could even simulate woozy vision for times when you’re failing to meet the standard. \u00a0See spots? Then you’re doing it wrong! \u00a0There is just one drawback: sweat.<\/p>\n

6. Sweat Be Gone<\/h3>\n

\"GlassFew things are more important than being able to see.\u00a0 That’s why cars have windshield wipers and houses have lots and lots of light switches.\u00a0 In order for Google Glass to fully integrate itself in your life, there is one major issue yet to be addressed.\u00a0 That issue is sweat.\u00a0 Yet, by deploying a frame-sized sweatband, athletic and similarly physical applications could still know the joy of Google Glass. \u00a0When you want to get physical, \u00a0just reach for Google Glass.<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0The Cat Whisperer<\/h3>\n

Obviously, a high-tech ocular enhancement like Google Glass needs to equip you with laser vision. But not necessarily the X-Men variety.\u00a0 It doesn’t even need the kind of laser that can blind helicopter pilots or point things out on a white board.\u00a0 What Google Glass needs is a pair of lasers that projects points only visible to cats.\u00a0 With such a capability, the user could become a mighty cat god with the potential to herd cats at will.<\/p>\n

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8. The Truth Bringer<\/h3>\n

Speaking of cats (that’s a segue), Google Glass needs to be able to look into people’s souls and judge their worth.\u00a0 With ongoing biometric scanning, you could administer lie detection after a few short question and answer sessions.\u00a0 Questions of a logistical or verifiable nature could even be analyzed, giving you the ability to rapidly correlate answers with social networks and other online databases. \u00a0While shining the powerful light of truth is quite handy, the device’s capture abilities could extend further.\u00a0 By hyper-focusing the camera, Google Glass could extract and catalog the very soul of your target.<\/p>\n

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9. Always ARI<\/h3>\n

In the PS3 game Heavy Rain<\/em>, FBI agent Norman Jayden accesses Google Glass tech in the form of the Added Reality Interface (ARI).\u00a0 With the aid of ARI, Norman not only detects and analyzes all sorts of unmentionable forensic evidence, but he even turns a boring office into the surface of Mars.\u00a0 Through a combination of heavy ARI usage and some creative self-medication, Jayden eventually manages to involuntarily access ARI’s virtual world without even utilizing the device.\u00a0 Smartphones are for pockets, Google Glass is for life.<\/p>\n

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10. Your Life Empowered<\/h3>\n

The aim of Google Glass is to harness the power of technology and the internet \u00a0through augmented reality while simultaneously freeing you from a dependence on smartphones, tablets, notebooks, etc. \u00a0Google Glass is not only sure to succeed, but version 2.0 is almost undoubtedly already in the works. With Google Glass 2.0, you not only will be able to incorporate lesser devices but ultimately siphon off the life force of others.\u00a0 As the most powerful Google Glass users emerge, these life-empowering devices will archive the ensuing power struggle for all posterity. And you’ll be able to Google it.<\/p>\n

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