{"id":6000,"date":"2013-06-25T10:00:10","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T17:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=6000"},"modified":"2013-06-25T10:09:59","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T17:09:59","slug":"the-three-wolf-moon-t-shirt-howls-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/awesomeness\/the-three-wolf-moon-t-shirt-howls-forever\/","title":{"rendered":"As Seen on the Internets: The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Howls Forever"},"content":{"rendered":"
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For nearly 5 years, the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt<\/a>\u00a0(price varies) at Amazon has been the single most important garment in the universe outside of Michael Jackson’s sequin glove and Indiana Jones’s hat.<\/p>\n

\"Three<\/a>The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt was\u00a0famously reviewed<\/a>\u00a0in November 2008 by law student Brian Govern,\u00a0beginning with these immortal words:<\/p>\n

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that\u2019s when the magic happened.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Charles Dickens was surely jealous, if he weren’t already dead.<\/p>\n

The enthusiasm has not waned. In the years since, over 34,000 people have found that initial review helpful and over 2,500 reviews have followed. It’s\u00a0still in Amazon’s top 10 best-selling novelty T-shirts.<\/p>\n

The iconic ironic shirt is still averaging a least one customer review a day. New generations of would-be Brian Governs continue to wax poetic about its totemic powers, the enhanced attractiveness that’s bestowed upon the wearer and, of course, Chuck Norris. Here are some sterling samples:<\/p>\n

Size issues…<\/a>: The shirt itself is quality, however, I ordered a medium and although it said medium on the tag, it was huge. Very boxy. When held up to a standard medium it was at least 2-3 inches longer and wider.<\/p>\n

MAKES YOU SMILE.<\/a>: COULD ALMOST SEE THIS IN PERSON, IT’S SO REAL LOOKING. GREAT COLORS AND\u00a0VERY REAL LOOKING. NICE PRODUCT. I ENJOY IT MORE EVERY TIME I WEAR IT.<\/p>\n

OK<\/a>: I bought 2 pieces tee, size M in different prints. This one fit better than the skullbone breakthrough. In general, this is a nice tee.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh, wait, not those.<\/p>\n

\"George-Takei-reviewer\"<\/a>But then George Takei reviewed it<\/a> this past April:<\/p>\n

This shirt has changed my life! Before, I couldn’t walk through the aisles at Wal-Mart, graze on the buffet at Sizzler, or even take in a round at my local miniature golf course, without people pointing and saying, “Hey, you’re that Zulu guy from Star Wars, aren’t you?” Even if I wore sunglasses, I’d still get mistaken for Yoko Ono.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you still have questions about the enduring popularity of the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, remember that\u00a0Grumpy Cat<\/a>\u00a0now has her own version.<\/p>\n

Yeah, this shirt’s not going anywhere. It will outlive civilization.<\/p>\n

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