{"id":4762,"date":"2013-05-30T14:16:23","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T21:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=4762"},"modified":"2013-05-30T14:32:42","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T21:32:42","slug":"the-hands-free-whopper-perfect-when-combined-with-a-beer-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/bens-bytes\/the-hands-free-whopper-perfect-when-combined-with-a-beer-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hands-Free Whopper, perfect when combined with a Beer Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"hands-free-whopper\"<\/a>Helping humanity take one step closer to the obese, lazy population seen in Pixar’s WALL-E<\/em><\/a>, Burger King has announced a tool<\/a>\u00a0that allows people to eat a Whopper without using their hands.<\/p>\n

Called the\u00a0Hands-Free Whopper, a white plastic frame wraps around the user’s neck and the Whopper is placed in the burger-shaped, food trough directly in front of them.\u00a0It looks similar to head gear used by professional harmonic players and functions identically to a feed bag strapped to a horse’s head.<\/p>\n

Conceptually, this allows anyone to chow down on a a double Whopper with extra cheese while driving, typing, walking your dog, doing homework, working out in the yard – basically anything that requires your hands to be free. Combine this with a beer hat<\/a> and you may never have to touch food or drink ever again.<\/p>\n

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On a test basis, the\u00a0Hands-Free Whopper has been rolled out to fifty customers\u00a0in Puerto Rico based off the loyalty program in the area. While there’s no announced plans to launch the\u00a0Hands-Free Whopper tool in the U.S., only time will tell how long it will take before people will be roaming the streets with Whoppers strapped to their faces.<\/p>\n

You can check out a full video detailing the laziest device ever created below:<\/p>\n

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One thing is absolutely certain as well:<\/p>\n

\"i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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[via Creativity Online<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Helping humanity take one step closer to the obese, lazy population seen in Pixar’s WALL-E, Burger King has announced a tool\u00a0that allows people to eat a Whopper without using their hands. Called the\u00a0Hands-Free Whopper, a white plastic frame wraps around the user’s neck and the Whopper is placed in the burger-shaped, food trough directly in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4775,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[427,430,431,429,428],"class_list":["post-4762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bens-bytes","tag-burger-king","tag-burgers","tag-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore","tag-lazy","tag-whopper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4762"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4764,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4762\/revisions\/4764"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}