{"id":1383,"date":"2013-04-22T13:02:42","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T20:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2013-04-22T13:02:42","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T20:02:42","slug":"colonel-meow-is-not-pleased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/awesomeness\/colonel-meow-is-not-pleased\/","title":{"rendered":"Colonel Meow Is Not Pleased"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Earth Day?” hisses Colonel Meow. “You mean Colonel Meow Day!”<\/p>\n

Watch out Henri the Cat<\/a> and Grumpy Cat<\/a>! Your influence is on the wane!<\/p>\n

Colonel Meow<\/a> is the Angriest Cat on the Internet\u2122. In a few short months, he has become a rising force on the web (because Facebook is everything) while his legion of minions has mushroomed. His awesome power sells state-approved T-Shirts<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0playing cards<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But notoriety and trinkets are only the beginning. Colonel Meow plans world domination. In the very near future, he will not only rule the Internet, he will\u00a0be\u00a0<\/em>the Internet.<\/p>\n

Fear not. Beneath Colonel Meow’s terrifying visage is a just and merciful soul. But, please…just don’t feed him cheap cat food.<\/p>\n