{"id":12001,"date":"2013-12-14T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2013-12-14T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensbargains.net\/thecheckout\/?p=12001"},"modified":"2013-12-14T09:47:12","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T17:47:12","slug":"disney-princesses-beards-put-sexual-awakenings-back-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensbargains.com\/thecheckout\/awesomeness\/disney-princesses-beards-put-sexual-awakenings-back-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney Princesses with Beards Put Our Sexual Awakenings Back to Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Yeah, we made a fuss about seeing The Little Mermaid<\/em><\/a>\u00a0when we were kids because it seemed like such a girly movie… but we sang a different tune during that scene when she got her legs and swam to the surface naked. For many of us, the luscious and doe-eyed Disney princesses sparked our sexual awakenings. Whether it was Jasmine’s mid-riff or Pocahontas’s short skirt that seemed impractical for running around the woods. These deviously drawn beauties captured our hearts \u2014 and, er, other body parts \u2014 as adolescents. For years they represented the ideals of femininity… until Adam Ellis gave them all beards<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Disney<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Alice<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Belle<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Disney<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Disney<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Cinderella<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Pocahontas<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Disney<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Mulan<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Disney<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Ariel<\/a><\/p>\n

Source: Buzzfeed<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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