Listed on Yankee Candle just in time for Father’s Day, the Yankee Man Candles have all the trappings of those quirky, holiday Jones Soda money grabs, but with the undeniable power of bacon. Filling any room in your home with the smell of delicious bacon, the MMM, Bacon Yankee candle will make you salivate constantly and probably weep over the fact that you forgot to pick up bacon at the grocery store.

Ripping off the late Mitch Hedberg’s idea for cinnamon roll incense, the MMM, Bacon candle would be ideal for tricking your roommates or loved ones in the morning. One of the reviews of the candle on the Yankee Candle site indicate that the smell drove their dogs crazy and ended up having to mop up puddles of drool on the floor.

In addition to the MMM, Bacon candle, the company also released a candle called Movie Night that simulates the smell of fresh, buttery popcorn. This could be useful for a private home theater, especially if you haven’t purchased that full size, working popcorn maker yet as decoration for the corner of the room.

Other man-scented candles that the Yankee Candle released last year include Riding Mower (the scent of fresh cut grass), First Down (the smell of leather on a football) and Man Town (musk, spices and woods all blended together). You can check out all of the Yankee Candle man candles here.

Shut Up and Take My Money: Bacon and Popcorn Yankee Man Candles