Evolve is a game set for the Xbox One, PS4 and PC next month. It looks pretty good. Some people are sure to have a good time. Of infinitely greater consequence are the Pop! Figurines designed after the characters in Evolve, which consists of four futuristic hunters and one terrifying monster called the Goliath. Only it isn’t a Goliath anymore, it’s a thing I want to hold forever.

Funko, the maker of these wonderful figurines, has been doing this for a while now. We almost featured a Xenomoprh figurine from the Alien franchise in a post earlier this month. Funko put up a post on the Evolve figures detailing every single one. These adorable little guys will hit stores sometime in March.

There’s another line from Funko due out in April, but it’s of the far more realistic variety, dubbed the The Legacy Collection: Evolve. These ones hit the collectible itch. You know, if you collect things to collect them, rather than wish they were alive so you could pet them.

They certainly lack the same kind of lovable quality as the Pop! line-up, which are definitely, assuredly far cuter than that pet you can’t help but show everybody you know.

Evolve’s Pop! Figures are Cuter than Your Dog