The jokesters over at College Humor created a hilarious set of how-to graphics to illustrate the dangers of shopping at a retail store on Black Friday. Slathered in a heavy layer of dark humor, the graphics depict situations such as the trampling of doorbuster shoppers, what to do when a pregnant woman goes into labor and how to calm a crowd when out of a popular item.

You can check out all the graphics below:

This is Why You Should Shop Online on Black Friday