“Earth Day?” hisses Colonel Meow. “You mean Colonel Meow Day!”

Watch out Henri the Cat and Grumpy Cat! Your influence is on the wane!

Colonel Meow is the Angriest Cat on the Internet. In a few short months, he has become a rising force on the web (because Facebook is everything) while his legion of minions has mushroomed. His awesome power sells state-approved T-Shirts and playing cards.

But notoriety and trinkets are only the beginning. Colonel Meow plans world domination. In the very near future, he will not only rule the Internet, he will be the Internet.

Fear not. Beneath Colonel Meow’s terrifying visage is a just and merciful soul. But, please…just don’t feed him cheap cat food.

Colonel Meow Is Not Pleased