If you’ve been locked in a shed for and are just getting around to checking out the Internet tubes as of late, you will be delighted to watch Rockstar’s GTA V gameplay trailer that’s nearly five minutes long. Before you venture down below, be sure to watch the full trailer and marvel in the glorious return of the Grand Theft Auto universe.

It’s especially cool for anyone who’s spent time living or visiting Los Angeles, as much of the game’s landscape is based off that area and Southern California in general. If you haven’t preordered yet, be sure to hit up Amazon for the Xbox 360 version or PlayStation 3 version prior to the September 17 launch date.

After watching the trailer far too many times to count, we’ve come up with the top 30 activities we can’t wait to do when we get our hands on GTA V. Enjoy!

Taking Hostages Dark Knight-style while saying “I’m Batman!” in a Raspy Voice

 Robbing the Chicken Festival With Hillbilly Karl Rove

Chatting on the Phone using Bluetooth During a Firefight

Spending Obscene Amounts of Money at Ponsonbys, Then Robbing the Store

Figuring Out How To Steal This Blimp

Beating This Guy With His Own Inflammatory Sign

Seeing If Incredibly Sharp Turns Will Eject Jet-Ski Passengers

Taking Homeless People Hostage and Relocating Them to Ponsonbys

Reenacting Scenes from The Sopranos

Seeing If This Dog Wants to Be My Partner in Crime

Going on Long Bike Rides around fake Southern California

Becoming a Huge Success or Failure at Day Trading

Spending Time Planning Intricate Heists

Getting in a Few Sets of Tennis In After a Long Day of Crime

Figuring Out What the Heck Could Possibly Be In That Shed!

Firing Shots at the Cars Below Rather Than Backing Up My Partner

Cliff Diving Like a Boss off the Top of That Shed

Watching Television for Hours, Just Because I Can

Shooting the Guy Who’s About to Shoot Bambi

Getting That Smiley Face Tattoo on Every Part of My Body

Figuring Out If This Tanker Is Carrying Explosive Fuel, Perhaps Using an RPG

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Instigating Fights Between These Ridiculous Characters

Becoming Fake Southern California’s Next Real Estate Mogul

Getting My Scuba On

Seeing if I can Find the Skate Park at Fake Venice Beach

Taking a Lovely Drive Through the Countryside with Five Stars

Avoiding Situations that Require Gross Body Disposals

Always Taking the Smart Route When Pulling off a Heist

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30 Things We Can’t Wait to Do in GTA V