Need a gag gift? Try These 10 Weird Amazon Products for Less Than $15
Any store that’s been around for a while eventually collects some really weird products on its shelves. It just can’t be helped. So think about the e-commerce giant Amazon, which carries an almost unfathomable number of products. It should be no surprise to learn Amazon has many odd-ball items, perhaps the world’s largest collection of weird products for sale. So when you’re looking for cheap and strange gifts, Amazon is the place. Check out our list of the 10 best weird Amazon products for less than $15!
These cheap and weird Amazon products are great for gag gifts or just to have around the house or office as a conversation piece. They’re sure to generate a laugh, a groan, a sickening feeling … or all three. Our list is in order of cheapest to most expensive.
Lazy Egg Yolk Stress Relief Toy
If you are looking for strange and practical (sort of) in your gag gift, we have you covered here. The Lazy Egg Yolk Stress Relief toy is a smaller version of the stress balls that are popular. With the egg yolk toy, you’ll squeeze the toy between your finger and thumb, and the toy “vomits” egg yolk out of its mouth. Squeeze it again, and it sucks the egg yolk back inside the toy.
The picture above does this toy justice. It’s really weird. But hopefully you’ll be laughing to ease your stress.
Bacon-Scented Mustache
If the girl you want to date loves bacon and loves men with mustaches, this weird Amazon product should earn you a kiss before the night ends. It’s a fake mustache that smells like bacon.
The mustache is made of synthetic hair that designers somehow have infused with the smell of bacon. (Who says there’s no magic left in the world?) The mustache is four inches in width.
Emergency Underpants
Remember when you were a kid and your mom would ask if you had clean underpants on before you left the house? (Yeah, it was weird, but moms commonly worry about things that seem weird to us.)
If you still have a nagging need to want to make mom proud by having a clean pair of underpants on hand at all times, this weird Amazon product is for you. The Emergency Underpants come in their own easy-to-carry package. The single pair of underpants are unisex, and the maker says it will fit most adults.
Hey, single-pack Viagra is available these days. Why not single-pack underpants?
LED Fiber Optic Mohawk
There are plenty of ways to grab attention at a club or at a party with your hair. But most of those ways involve doing something to your hair that will require a few weeks to grow back.
If you want some attention grabbing hair for the weekend that can go back to normal by Monday at 8 a.m., the LED Fiber Optic Mohawk from Fun Central is what you need.
The battery-powered fiber optic LED lights don’t get hot. And you can change the color and blink cycles of the lights. It’s weird hair without the need for scissors.
LED Water Faucet
Does anyone need colored water running from a kitchen tap? Of course not. Is the ability to give your brother-in-law’s tap water a rainbow effect for less than $10 worthy of a great gag gift? Of course. This is Amazon, home of the weird products, after all.
The Soledi LED Water Faucet will rotate among six colors every couple of seconds. It just attaches to the end of most faucets, so it’s easy to install without anyone else knowing. The movement of the water generates the power for the LED light, so no batteries are required. (Which is good; electricity and water don’t mix.) So weird, but still so fun.
Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
You can hang the Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser on your shower wall with a hook or with suction cups.
Your liquid soap or shampoo is stored in the fake nose. There’s an easy to use hole with a screw cap on the back to pour in the soap. Then press the button of the front of the nose, and … well, you get it. (Let’s just hope it doesn’t ever need to sneeze.)
Handerpants (Yes, It’s Underpants for Your Hands)
We all know that some people have weird fetishes regarding underpants. But this weird Amazon product represents the oddest gag gift related to underpants … or perhaps the oddest fetish for underpants in history.
Handerpants are sort of like fingerless gloves that look like underpants. And not sexy underpants — they’re whitey tighties. (Walter White would be proud.)
I have no idea what the point of these are, other than to be weird for weird’s sake. Then again, the manufacturer says they have “hundreds of uses.” The fact that there could be 100-plus uses for Handerpants may be the weirdest thing of all.
Yodeling Pickle
The Yodeling Pickle is about six inches in length and ships with batteries. (Get your minds out of the gutter; the above is a photo of a yodeling pickle and nothing else.)
Just press the button, and the Yodeling Pickle will be singing in no time. It doesn’t quite have the charm of Big Mouth Billy Bass, but, then again, the famous singing fish that started all of this nonsense couldn’t yodel.
Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers
If you’ve ever released an air biscuit in a crowded elevator, trust me: Everyone knew it was you, even if it was a silent but deadly fanny frog. So next time, try the Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizer. It’s a pad that attaches to your underpants, using activated charcoal to mask the odor from your bottom burps.
Or if you have a friend who can’t seem to prevent heinie hiccups while riding in your car, give him the Neutralizer, which can at least make those human hydrogen bombs tolerable. Use this product and give it to your most gaseous friends, and never let another barking spider pollute the air in an enclosed space!
Unicorn Meat
If you want to believe that stuffed animals whose children outgrow them end up on the Island of Misfit Toys, waiting for Santa Claus and a new life as a holiday gift, as outlined in the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer holiday TV show, stop reading.
In reality, it appears Radiant Farms collects these stuffed animals and turns them into the Unicorn Meat product. The can may look like Spam canned meat, but this is not an edible gag gift. Instead, Unicorn Meat consists of … well, a dismembered stuffed animal. And if you think that sounds sad, just concentrate on the product’s slogan: There’s magic in every bite!
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